Elisabeth Shue:
Elisabeth Shue
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Information:
Name: Elisabeth Shue
Born: 1963-10-06
Height: 1.57
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Filmography:
Showbiz Today (1998), Radio Inside (1994), Back to the Future Part II (1989), Hide and Seek: Do You Want to Play? The Making of 'Hide and Seek' (2005), Double Switch (1987)
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What do you call a man who has been
dead and buried for
thousands of years?
Pete.
EgiodeoEadbeorhtNA
"This
little computer," said the sales
clerk, "will do half of your job for
you."
Studying the
machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll take
two."
GiffordLandisYQ
Did you hear about the new
restaurant on
the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
DelavanMenachemTk
How can you tell if there is
an elephant
in your dessert ?
You get very lumpy ice cream !
WarwickCisON
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
RushkinOswalltGZ
Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like
she's wearing a fat necklace !!
DierckLinlyjr
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to
the orange?
Because the lime was engaged.
BerchtwaldDonatusbb
Why did a man's
pet vulture not make a sound
for five years?
It was stuffed.
GurionCalbhachjT
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought
she was a cutlet above the rest!
GarenCuthbertER
First witch: My, hasn't your little
girl
grown ?
Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.
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